perl pansies vs pythondick

(02:47:50 PM) hitchhiker: lemme chk the schdukler
(02:50:09 PM) pythondick: schdukler: ROTFLMAO
(02:50:26 PM) pythondick: hitchhiker, are you high on something?
(02:50:37 PM) pythondick: =-O\m/_
(02:50:52 PM) shitmonk: hitchhiker is drunk
(02:51:05 PM) shitmonk: its the area where he sits
(02:51:08 PM) hitchhiker: yaaaa I am sittin high on ma ledge!!!
(02:53:53 PM) shitmonk: thats why hitchhiker looks so busy
(02:56:51 PM) pythondick: perl: pansies expressing in retarded languages
(02:57:13 PM) shitmonk: now u r crossing the line………..
(02:57:17 PM) pythondick: heh heh cant u take a joke pansy!!!
(02:57:41 PM) shitmonk: PERLIESSSSSSSSSSS……………….python attacking
(03:01:35 PM) pythondick: come and get me ladies. i am waiting for ya all
(03:01:45 PM) pythondick: near sparta’s well
(03:01:58 PM) pythondick: :-!\m/_
(03:03:32 PM) shitmonk: what are u doing near sparta’s well? drawing water and carrying them in pots on ur back
(03:03:41 PM) shitmonk: like gaon ki goris
(03:03:53 PM) shitmonk:
(03:05:25 PM) pythondick: you are starting to get on my spartan nerves shitmonke. say your next words very carefully. they may be your last as a perl-pansieeee
(03:05:39 PM) pythondick: me looks back at muh woman!!!!
(03:05:55 PM) shithead:
(03:05:59 PM) shitmonk: O mother, mujhe ek ghunt paani milega?
(03:06:43 PM) shithead: hahahaha……… imagine sathish in tat
(03:07:24 PM) pythondick: perl programmers need so many hands to type all those friggin dollar signs
(03:08:17 PM) shitmonk: and python programmers need to spare those many hands to clean up their ****
(03:08:57 PM) shitmonk: I’m taking a break now. See ya all after 10 mins
(03:08:59 PM) pythondick: thats it. muh woman has given signal. consider urself pushed in the well
(03:09:09 PM) pythondick: >:o\m/_
(03:09:40 PM) shithead: well of wine,rum n wisky?!!!!!!!!!!
(03:09:54 PM) pythondick: well of %&#^
(03:10:27 PM) shithead: then i dont mind jumping into it myself………. I DONT ANY GUY PUSSING ME
(03:10:36 PM) shithead: *PUSHIN
(03:10:43 PM) pythondick: its kickin bro
(03:11:01 PM) shithead: NOR KICKING,
(03:11:51 PM) pythondick: i have just Xor’ed your nor
(03:12:02 PM) pythondick: so leonoids will kick you in duh well
(03:17:00 PM) shithead: but finally i giv a damn of how i went into the wellllll
(03:17:04 PM) shithead:
(03:17:38 PM) shithead: dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
(03:17:43 PM) shithead: /home/shithead/IMAGES/
(03:17:54 PM) shithead: check out some awesome pics in here
(03:20:36 PM) shitmonk: hardly a month here and u’ve started storing in ur home?????
(03:21:29 PM) shitmonk: half of the pics are of bosomy gals and half of disfigured guys.
(03:21:34 PM) pythondick: lets report him to the aythorities
(03:22:10 PM) shitmonk: and almost all look freaked out ghosts
(03:22:29 PM) shitmonk: strange choice
(03:22:55 PM) hitchhiker: thts y he was talkin shit!!
(03:22:59 PM) hitchhiker: He knws just tht!!
(03:23:18 PM) shitmonk: u say what i see,
(03:23:40 PM) hitchhiker: thts wht they say… “Wise men Think alike..!”
(03:24:06 PM) hitchhiker: and “Blender Couple are nothin more than just dust!!!”
(03:24:14 PM) pythondick: ans wise men use Perl while smarter ones use Python
(03:25:24 PM) pythondick: :-!\m/_
(03:25:46 PM) shithead: GUys ………………………… its goin from techgyan to SHITGYAN ………..
(03:26:10 PM) shithead: lets get back n do some constructive shit
(03:26:29 PM) shithead: ahhhhhhh………….. i mean constructive work
(03:26:33 PM) shithead:
(03:26:42 PM) pythondick: SHIT = Super Heavy Information Technologist
(04:12:43 PM) don: you guys goin’ back to hell:-[
(04:14:19 PM) ganpat: Hell is the impossibility of reason.That’s what this place feels like Helllllllllllllllllllllllll.
(04:15:51 PM) pythondick: Hell was made cos of the lack of good people in this bad bad world
(04:16:36 PM) pythondick: shitmonk, i am looking for ur insight on the creation of hell
(04:17:34 PM) shithead: I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell you see, I have friends in both places.
(04:31:40 PM) ganpat: rm -rf shithead/
(04:32:41 PM) don: -v option is compulsary,we all need to see him go.
(04:39:16 PM) shithead: How can a program create a file after it has crashed………!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stupid
(04:39:22 PM) ganpat:
(04:39:42 PM) ganpat: i can understand Sri
(04:39:47 PM) shithead: it goes against the laws of logical thinkin………. can u shit once u r dead?????????
(04:40:03 PM) shitmonk: it creates it while its crashing or is in process of the crash. Just as you are blabbering a lot of shit while you are freaking out
(04:40:08 PM) ganpat: u wanna taste?
(04:40:16 PM) ganpat: i mean test?
(04:40:20 PM) ganpat:
(04:40:58 PM) shitmonk: after u completely freak out and crash, we will analyze the crash file
(04:41:04 PM) ganpat: hey Sri, got the ans?
(04:42:00 PM) Veet Voojagig: i wonder why shithead is so much interested in shit only…..
(04:42:31 PM) shithead: oh……… its as if saying tat after i die i will shit ( which is logicaly not possible ) . n u will analize tat shit
(04:42:38 PM) shithead: =-O
(04:43:04 PM) shitmonk: arrey this shithead is really gone bad………someone make him understand.
(04:43:07 PM) shithead: sounds like bill gates is talking
(04:43:25 PM) shithead: O:-)
(04:43:26 PM) ganpat: sounds like u r shitting from ur mouth
(04:43:27 PM) shitmonk: its not after u die u will shit (even though ur ass will still be shitty)
(04:43:43 PM) shitmonk: this while u r dying u will shit
(04:44:01 PM) shithead: wat if i die without me knowing………..
(04:44:05 PM) shitmonk: so ppl who see u dead will think u died shitting
(04:44:19 PM) shitmonk: which is actually the case
(04:44:32 PM) shithead: who see u dead will think u died shitting???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(04:44:36 PM) ganpat: Ppl: shitty ass is dead
(04:44:37 PM) shithead: elaborate
(04:45:00 PM) Veet Voojagig: forget about the analysis of the shit…lets just KILL shithead…
(04:45:11 PM) shitmonk: now its confirmed that shithead is freaked out
(04:45:28 PM) pythondick: CTRL+ESC, choose shithead process, Send SIGKILL signal
(04:45:35 PM) shitmonk: lets get him, pythondick can u lend me the screw u have in ur leg?
(04:45:38 PM) shithead: comon guys………….. lets talk sence
(04:45:41 PM) shithead: sense
(04:45:56 PM) ganpat: look whose talkin?
(04:46:16 PM) pythondick: no the screws were programmed with a python chip inside. not to be handed to perl pansies
(04:46:35 PM) ganpat: why is he so afraid of the screw?
(04:47:03 PM) shitmonk: but if python cannot be used in tandem with perl, whats the use?
(04:48:33 PM) ganpat: i found the below thing on net.
(04:49:33 PM) ganpat: >If you are looking for a programming language
>and you don’t mind if it is
> difficult to learn
>difficult to use
>slow in program execution
>lacking an availability of tools
>non-popular
>weak and inexpressive
>unavailable in other platforms
>high cost of language tools >
>then the answer is Python.
Look for yourself if you don’t believe: http://www.awaretek.com/atesterea.html
(04:49:45 PM) shithead: so let u tel u some thing……….
if it doesnt shit for some unrecognized reasons
then their should be another person watching for maya to die n shit when he dies…….. tat person should be an healthy person. like ganpat
(04:50:09 PM) shithead:
(04:50:35 PM) shitmonk: or a person who likes shit like shithead
(04:50:39 PM) shitmonk:
(04:50:56 PM) Veet Voojagig:
(04:51:11 PM) ganpat: Sri, pls. do some mental checkup now…..i think u need counseling
(04:51:27 PM) pythondick: hey ganpat. thats blasphemy. who ever wrote that knows jackshit about python
(04:51:48 PM) Veet Voojagig: ohhhh the 2nd half of the blender couple felt bad
(04:52:11 PM) pythondick: \m/_
(04:52:59 PM) shitmonk: now pythondick is in a fix. For python he will fight against us and for blender he will have to support shithead
(04:53:14 PM) shitmonk: and shithead is still learning perl
(04:53:27 PM) shitmonk: so pythondick will also have to fight him
(04:53:49 PM) ganpat:
(04:53:52 PM) Veet Voojagig:
(04:54:53 PM) pythondick: blender and python are mutually exclusive
(04:55:10 PM) pythondick: so i aint in a fix. i have my priorities set alright. kapish!!!!!!!!1
(04:55:45 PM) shitmonk: so what pythondick will do is have a python script in blender . When saro modells a python snake, that script will put life into it and the snake will strangle shithead to death
(04:55:58 PM) shitmonk: and shithead wil shit in the process
(04:56:17 PM) shitmonk: and then he will realise how crash files are created
(05:01:21 PM) ganpat: hey ppl, theres news
(05:01:39 PM) shitmonk: what??
(05:01:40 PM) ganpat: we have got sudo permissions
(05:01:51 PM) shitmonk: hip hip hooray
(05:01:54 PM) shithead: hurayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(05:01:54 PM) ganpat: so what u think is good or bad?
(05:02:02 PM) pythondick: ITS BAD DAMN IT
(05:02:04 PM) shithead: its goooood man
(05:02:05 PM) shitmonk: depends………..
(05:02:16 PM) pythondick: they have handed sudo to a bunch of dangerous lunatics
(05:02:29 PM) shitmonk: yeah……..and fanatics and shitters
(05:02:30 PM) pythondick: am in in there too
(05:02:46 PM) shithead: hahaha……… hope they wont regret
(05:02:46 PM) shitmonk: and reptile sodomisers too
(05:02:52 PM) Veet Voojagig: if they can give sudo to shit lovers then why not us
(05:03:00 PM) shitmonk: yeah
(05:03:08 PM) shithead: yeah
(05:03:16 PM) ganpat: shit lovers? whts tht?
(05:05:34 PM) pythondick: http://boa-constructor.sourceforge.net/
(05:05:39 PM) pythondick: check this out baby
(05:06:00 PM) pythondick: Boa Constructor is a cross platform Python IDE and wxPython GUI Builder. It offers visual frame creation and manipulation, an object inspector, many views on the source like object browsers, inheritance hierarchies, doc string generated html documentation, an advanced debugger and integrated help.
Zope support: Object creation and editing. Cut, copy, paste, import and export. Property creation and editing in the Inspector and Python Script debugging.
It is written in Python and uses the wxPython library which wraps wxWindows.
(05:07:07 PM) ganpat: chill chill
(05:07:12 PM) pythondick: hehe
(05:07:18 PM) pythondick: i know u are kiddin
(05:07:19 PM) ganpat: haha
(05:07:25 PM) ganpat: yaaaaaaaaaaa
(05:07:51 PM) ganpat: muze maaff kardo . dont do tht reptile expt on me
(05:07:58 PM) shithead: dudeeeeeeeeee……….. python scares me……….. it just gav birth to Boa constructor…….. WAT NEXT……… anaconda OS
(05:08:53 PM) shithead: dont tel me u want to screw ur python pet
(05:08:55 PM) pythondick: check this out
(05:09:04 PM) pythondick: we ought ti learn this
(05:09:09 PM) pythondick: we deserve this langauge
(05:09:25 PM) ganpat: hummm,…..sounds interesting
(05:11:01 PM) hitchhiker: WARNING : I CANT TAKE THIS NEMORE… U ppl need to powercycled!!!
(05:11:39 PM) pythondick: hehe
(05:11:53 PM) pythondick: God of techgyan is such a pansieeeeeeeee. na na na na na na
(05:11:53 PM) hitchhiker: Say ur last words ppl… Room soon to be set on self-destruction!!
(05:12:33 PM) hitchhiker: pansieeeeee tera… ^%&%^
(05:12:43 PM) shitmonk: DOWN with tyranny
(05:12:54 PM) shitmonk: Autocracy hai hai
(05:13:49 PM) Veet Voojagig: chala im going for tea…nyone coming
(05:14:03 PM) pythondick: Nerdocracy Ru73Z
(05:14:08 PM) pythondick: i am coming
(05:14:46 PM) ganpat: its such a chaotic situ. overhere n ur goin for Tea?
(05:14:51 PM) shitmonk: tea-cup diplomacy at work now to foster peace between perl and python
(05:15:08 PM) ganpat: hummm…this is cool
(05:15:32 PM) pythondick: there’s never gonna be peace between perl and python. only bits of perl lying on ground after python devours perl
(05:15:39 PM) ganpat: perl-python bhai bhai
(05:15:44 PM) ganpat: perl-python bhai bhai
(05:16:49 PM) ganpat: thousands of perlies will rise from the bits and pieces and u will be devoured by the force
(05:36:20 PM) don: ganpat has surely psyced out!
(05:38:57 PM) don: The effects of techgyan are becoming visible!\m/:-P\m/

random hallucinations

(02:48:58 PM) shitmonk: hey does anyone know of any plugin where we can know what the other person is typing in the chatbox (intended for you) even before u actually send it to you?
(02:49:11 PM) pythondick: yeah
(02:49:16 PM) pythondick: psycho plugin or something
(02:49:21 PM) Veet Voojagig: psyhcic mode—enable it
(02:49:28 PM) pythondick: check the plugins dialog
(02:51:43 PM) shitmonk: but in that u wont know exactly WHAt the person is typing naa
(02:52:15 PM) shitmonk: i was typing a question to Vinod and b4 i sent it, he told “yeah” and gave me the reply
(02:52:34 PM) pythondick: mmmmmmmm. goddamn.
(02:52:39 PM) hitchhiker: thts the Hyper-Psyhcic mode..!
(02:52:43 PM) shitmonk: its highky risky mannn
(02:52:48 PM) pythondick: yeah man
(02:52:57 PM) hitchhiker: which u need plug it into ur A&^%
(02:53:24 PM) shitmonk: u understand the implications of it all?
(02:53:32 PM) pythondick: shitmonk is hallucinating
(02:53:33 PM) shitmonk: he maybe reading this too
(02:53:46 PM) shitmonk: the whole office maybe reading this
(02:53:56 PM) shitmonk: George Bush might be reading this
(02:54:09 PM) pythondick: His d*ck might be reading this
(02:54:14 PM) shitmonk: shiiiiiiiii
(02:55:40 PM) shithead: sala
(02:55:46 PM) shithead: u had bhang???????????
(02:55:49 PM) shithead: =-O
(02:56:49 PM) shitmonk: be carefull ppl
(02:58:02 PM) Vinod entered the room.
(02:58:10 PM)Vinod: whats up guys? I see u have a nice little chat goin on about me.
(02:57:10 PM) shithead: stop hallucinating man…………..
(02:57:36 PM) shitmonk: arrey its real mannnnnnnnnnn
(02:58:06 PM) shithead: dont do natak………… i know u want to go early today……..
(02:58:13 PM) Veet Voojagig: abe stop day dreaming shitmonk…..>:o
(02:58:25 PM) pythondick: WTRF is happening?
(02:58:30 PM) shithead: http://images.google.co.in/images?q=trisha&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi
(02:58:34 PM) pythondick: >:o
(02:58:36 PM) shithead: SHE IS NICE
(02:58:44 PM) pythondick: NO FRIGGIN LINKS PLEASE
(02:58:46 PM) shitmonk: abbey saalonnnnnnn……….ahhhhh ahhh I’m going madddd. This is straight out of some sci-fi thrilllerr
(02:59:22 PM) shitmonk: an cosmic eye spying on our chatroom
(02:59:51 PM) shitmonk: arrey yeh to trisha bitiya hai
(03:00:04 PM) Veet Voojagig: bitiya….=-O
(03:01:32 PM) shitmonk: haan woh keyhole camera shot movie i herionwa
(03:01:48 PM) Veet Voojagig: =-O
(03:01:56 PM) shithead:
(03:01:59 PM) shithead: yeah
(03:02:14 PM) shithead: it was dickblowing
(03:03:47 PM) shitmonk: this is supercool. I was debugging XYZ and i forgot to comment out the fork and exit line. So it opened a daughter degugger session for me with nice gui
(03:04:48 PM) shithead: =-O
(03:05:02 PM) shithead: pleuzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee spare her
(03:06:17 PM) shitmonk: this is my day – the day of the jackal
(03:07:26 PM) shitmonk: auuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…….shitmonk shitmonk
(03:07:33 PM) shitmonk:
(03:13:17 PM) shitmonk: itna sannata kyun hai bhaiiiii?
(03:14:55 PM) shitmonk: saalonnnnnnn…..saanp sung gaya kya tum logon ko hain? saang sung gaya kya?
(03:15:19 PM) shitmonk: kab hai naag panchami?….kab haiiiii naagpanchami?
(03:15:22 PM) ganpat:
(03:15:29 PM) ganpat:
(03:15:56 PM) ganpat: wait one more week
(03:16:37 PM) Veet Voojagig: jis din tu daru peeke tulli hoga woh din apne liye nag-panchami hai dost…:)
(03:16:58 PM) shitmonk: arrey kya dialog bola re…..jigra hilaa diya
(03:17:00 PM) Veet Voojagig: wat sayyyyyyyyy…..auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
(03:17:10 PM) shitmonk: sahi hai vidu sahi hai
(03:17:53 PM) shitmonk: woh purane din yaad aa gaye jab mein ek bispursuh ichhadhari naag ban gaya tha
(03:18:38 PM) Veet Voojagig: aur sutte ke dhun pe nagin dance karta tha
(03:18:39 PM) Veet Voojagig:
(03:21:39 PM) shitmonk: baaaassssssssss bahut ho gaya…….aab ki baar kisine bola to woh akhri baar bolega
(03:48:42 PM) shithead: >:o
(04:05:27 PM) pythondick: @ peohitchhikerple: please friggin change the topic for the love of mother nature
(04:07:20 PM) shithead: n for the love of this chat room
(04:09:11 PM) Veet Voojagig: we should reconfigure the room …so that any one can change the topic..wat say ppl
(04:21:55 PM) shithead: yeah
(04:22:09 PM) shithead: n it will be changing every 10 secs
(04:22:13 PM) shithead: :-/
(04:24:55 PM) shitmonk: yes..i second that. Let democracy prevail. Let ppl now try their creativity woth the subjects too
(04:27:24 PM) shithead: yeah……….. n it will turn into civil war
(04:27:28 PM) shithead: >:o
(04:28:53 PM) shitmonk: and we will overthrow the tyrant king hitchhiker and hang him at the Breach Candy Towers for all others to see
(04:29:15 PM) shithead: hang him wit his dick………. n see him rot there
(04:29:56 PM) shitmonk: now u have gone too far Mr.shithead
(04:30:13 PM) shitmonk: dont u remember he’s a senior member of this team?
(04:30:28 PM) shitmonk: and u have still not completed the task he gave u
(04:30:39 PM) Veet Voojagig: Dear Mr. Room Owner,
As a member of the “TEAM YEDA-FRUSTOO” i would like to request you to reconfigure our beloved room for the sake of Democracy , so that any member of the team FRUSTOO can be able to change the topic .
Thank you,
Member of TEAM YEDA-FRUSTOO…:)
(04:31:12 PM) shitmonk: thats more like ir, civilized way of putting things together
(04:31:26 PM) shitmonk: Veet Voojagig is a senior memeber so he knows
(04:31:57 PM) shitmonk: shithead will pay for this now
(04:32:21 PM) shitmonk: whatsay pythondick?
(04:32:50 PM) shitmonk: and ganpat and others who hate hang-by-the-dick types ?
(04:32:52 PM) pythondick: Yeah. We WANTS shithead’s BLOOD
(04:36:51 PM) hitchhiker: Heyee… ppl…!
(04:37:01 PM) hitchhiker: U want to change topics..
(04:39:29 PM) hitchhiker: The only way to do it.. is create a new chatroom
(04:41:13 PM) shitmonk: 2cents a piece with free chatters (1cent per real chatter , 2 cents bot chatter)
(04:41:36 PM) shitmonk: bot chat costs more as they talk sense
(04:43:57 PM) pythondick: the chat room will hopefully have bullshit detectors
(04:44:14 PM) shitmonk: and bullshitters alert
(04:44:19 PM) pythondick: mmmmmmm
(04:44:24 PM) ganpat: C H A I ?
(04:44:40 PM) shitmonk: and maybe that hyper-psychic mode enabled
(04:44:55 PM) ganpat: C H A I ?
(04:45:09 PM) shitmonk: so that as we type others can think of the counter-attack
(04:45:12 PM) shitmonk: yup chai
(04:45:24 PM) shitmonk: e chaiwala….ek chai here
(04:45:39 PM) ganpat:
(04:45:54 PM) shitmonk: abbey hasta kya hai? chai de jaldi
(04:46:31 PM) Veet Voojagig: chotu 1 idhar bhi re…par pahle thoda phadkaa mar dena table pe…aur paani le ke aana
(04:47:50 PM) shitmonk: saala angrezi bolta hai chhotu
(04:47:58 PM) ganpat: C H A I ?
(04:47:58 PM) shithead: 1 CUP STRONG
(04:48:49 PM) Veet Voojagig: night school main jaata hai apna chotu….;)
(04:49:16 PM) Veet Voojagig: n that too in english medium night school

deciphering beer-induced mumblings and garrulous abbreviations

(02:45:05 PM) pythondick: eye ave da left to do it
(02:46:13 PM) pythondick: didja decipher dat
(02:46:17 PM) pythondick: >:o
(02:48:21 PM) shitmonk: we dont try to make sense out of the beer-induced mumblings of a severly pythonized and blendered madman who incidentally happens to have been screwed in his legs literally
(02:48:56 PM) Veet Voojagig:
(02:49:09 PM) pythondick:
(02:49:22 PM) hitchhiker: A dsfhsdhf W dskfhsjk dhs E sdkfjsdhjf S hdsjhfjksdh O jsdhfjkhsd M sdhfjhsdjk E
(02:49:36 PM) pythondick: tat was HAWT
(02:49:44 PM) hitchhiker: AWESOME
(02:50:26 PM) pythondick: A Wary Erudite Summoning Only Melancholy Expressions
(02:50:31 PM) pythondick: >:o
(02:51:50 PM) shitmonk: my pleasure…..where will i find such friends who sacrifice their right to counter-abuse and be angry on the aisle of encouraging the creative abusing talents of a fellow sufferer
(02:51:54 PM) shitmonk: i salute you
(02:52:28 PM) shitmonk: HSSHAGL
(02:56:36 PM) pythondick: Haughty Shitmonk Sending Hodge-podge And Garrulous Lines
(02:56:43 PM) pythondick: \m/_
(02:57:44 PM) shitmonk: thats awesome mannnnnn
(02:58:09 PM) shitmonk: I actually meant – Hum Saath Saath hain Abe Gandu Log
(02:58:43 PM) pythondick: I am having fun expanding the words
(02:58:46 PM) pythondick: lets play this game
(02:58:52 PM) shitmonk: okie
(02:59:37 PM) shithead: IAITFA
(02:59:41 PM) shithead:
(03:01:04 PM) pythondick: Irate Aliens Instigating Tit Fire Always
(03:01:25 PM) pythondick:
(03:02:27 PM) shitmonk: Its Always Interesting To Fcuk Asses
(03:02:50 PM) shithead: i love shitmonke
(03:02:53 PM) shithead: \m/
(03:03:22 PM) shithead: O:-)
(03:03:29 PM) shitmonk:
(03:03:48 PM) pythondick: =-O
(03:06:04 PM) shitmonk: Inconclusive Assholes Institute of Technology for Furthur Advancement
(03:06:31 PM) pythondick: Hot Damn. Thats good bro
(03:06:34 PM) shitmonk: hitchhiker, give one
(03:07:09 PM) pythondick: ELAOSR
(03:08:39 PM) shithead:
(03:11:37 PM) shitmonk: this one is hard…
(03:11:55 PM) shithead: sala
(03:13:13 PM) shitmonk: Elephants Love Assholes Owning Shitty Rearends
(03:13:16 PM) shitmonk:
(03:15:01 PM) hitchhiker: Erotic lessons at our sex refuge!!
(03:15:03 PM) shitmonk: Electrical Laser Application On Shit-leaking Rears
(03:15:13 PM) shitmonk: thats great hitchhiker
(03:15:16 PM) shitmonk:
(03:15:57 PM) shitmonk: give another one
(03:17:49 PM) shitmonk: AISCOM
(03:19:45 PM) hitchhiker: thts pretty simpl dude….
(03:20:08 PM) hitchhiker: All India Sex Community
(03:20:31 PM) shitmonk: No each letter ahs to be expanded into diff word
(03:21:43 PM) hitchhiker: All India Sex Community Of Malaysia!!
(03:21:44 PM) hitchhiker:
(03:22:36 PM) shitmonk: All I See Causes Overnightly masturbation
(03:22:39 PM) shitmonk:
(03:22:49 PM) shithead:
(03:23:03 PM) shitmonk: saala , u love hardcore naa
(03:23:47 PM) shitmonk: ok from now no vilgarity lets concentrate only on superlative technolgy and fictional things
(03:24:10 PM) shitmonk: LEHTUAK
(03:26:35 PM) shitmonk: Laser Enabled Heat Transmitting Ultra Adaptive Kitten O:-)

hyper-realistic euphemisms and hi-fundoo idiosyncracies

(11:06:29 AM) shitmonk: >:o the three wise men of technology now travelth across the office to spread the mesage of hardware and software……………
(11:07:13 AM) shitmonk: in three directions they went……..each one with a unique gift
(11:08:05 AM) shitmonk: gift of the gab
(11:08:20 AM) hitchhiker: gab?
(12:00:05 PM) ganpat: who r these “WISE” ppl?
(12:01:44 PM) shitmonk: WISE ppl…….u dont know who they are??? Please dont force me to blow my own trumpet .
(12:02:33 PM) hitchhiker: yaa atleast sabke saame dont blow ur trumpet!!
(12:03:38 PM) shitmonk: no pun was intended
(12:03:55 PM) hitchhiker: i dint either!!
(12:03:59 PM) hitchhiker:
(04:38:09 PM) shitmonk: >:o this was supposed to be the abode of gyaan, where ppl share information and look what have u all made it.
(04:38:44 PM) shitmonk: :’( I shed tears on the demise of techgyaan
(04:40:17 PM) pythondick: dude, u need a smoke
(04:40:23 PM) hitchhiker: ohhhh the words of wisdom… pourin out!!
(04:46:08 PM) shitmonk: :’( today is a sad day in th history
(04:47:34 PM) shithead: in the history if wat……….??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(04:48:14 PM) pythondick: _\m/:-D\m/_
(04:48:16 PM) pythondick: _\m/:-D\m/_
(04:48:17 PM) pythondick: _\m/:-D\m/_
(04:50:06 PM) shitmonk: in history of logic,reason,human supremacy and all such associated and similar sounding hi-fundoo idiosyncracies that makes us proud and confident that we are the intelligent beings
(04:52:22 PM) pythondick: what a blatant display of hyper-realistic euphemisms!!!!!
(04:52:32 PM) pythondick: i am hurt! AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuu
(04:53:43 PM) shitmonk: what is hyper today will be a mere whimper tomorrow, especially realty
(04:55:11 PM) shitmonk: we should be on MTV fully faltoo or something
(04:55:18 PM) shitmonk:
(04:55:33 PM) shitmonk: BTW what is this _\m/:-D\m/_ ?
(04:55:53 PM) pythondick: i can only presumtuously concur with a carrot top like you!!!
(04:56:00 PM) pythondick: Thats the peace sign dude
(04:58:17 PM) shitmonk: all this while u ppl were flooding this chatroom with peace signs ?????? Even peace has become a victim today
(04:58:20 PM) shitmonk: :’(
(04:58:32 PM) pythondick: \m/_
(04:58:34 PM) shitmonk: I shed my tears again
(04:58:37 PM) pythondick: chill dude
(04:58:53 PM) hitchhiker: Heyee shitmonk… u got an oxford dictionary besides u!!
(05:00:12 PM) hitchhiker:
Have mercy on me a poor soul… !!! talk in english which ma school taught me….
(05:00:14 PM) pythondick: shitmonk is a writer right
(05:00:33 PM) hitchhiker: somethin like… a goes for apple.. b for balllz and so on…>!!
(05:01:31 PM) hitchhiker: yeaah shitmonk is a self proclaimed ShakeSpeare!!!
(05:02:58 PM) shitmonk: thou shalt not talk about such evil as sex and spear
(05:03:32 PM) shitmonk: and the abode of devil as apple and ballz
(05:06:03 PM) hitchhiker: behold the speare u have!!
(05:06:17 PM) hitchhiker: and stick it to ur candy… #$$
(05:07:55 PM) hitchhiker has set the topic to: Lets
(05:08:03 PM) hitchhiker has set the topic to: Lets talk sense!!
(05:08:07 PM) hitchhiker: Love’s Drug
My love is like an iron wand
That conks me on the head,
My love is like the valium
That I take before my bed,
My love is like the pint of scotch
That I drink when I be dry;
And I shall love thee still, my dear,
Until my wife is wise.
(05:10:29 PM) shitmonk: this makes sense

advance perl and too advanced shiznit shayaaris…

(03:32:18 PM) pythondick:
did ja guys read advance perl stuff
(03:32:55 PM) shitmonk:
yup…chapter 15 finished
(03:34:12 PM) pythondick:
heheheh..very funy
(03:34:12 PM) hitchhiker:
i am reading the 177th page i.e chapter 14
(03:34:16 PM) pythondick:
what was it about
(03:34:47 PM) shitmonk:
its about data abstraction of hashes and their implementation in an object oriented environment
(03:34:56 PM) pythondick:
I started writing the 5th chapter on sub-atomic foo code generator and parser
(03:35:09 PM) pythondick:
I read about Exporting mechanism in perl
(03:35:19 PM) pythondick:
how you make stuff availabelfor other programs use
(03:35:36 PM) hitchhiker:
Yeaa… i’ll be adding ma poo scripting guidelines… soon to at the later part of advanced perl!!
(03:35:59 PM) hitchhiker:
these guys aint have ne understanding of ne scripting guidelines…!!
(03:36:37 PM) shithead:
N i will be writing a perl compiler tat converts perlcode to any type of language u want
(03:37:11 PM) shithead:
n the book wit the same name will be out for advanced users in the near future
(03:37:52 PM) hitchhiker:
seems like everyone’s in the groove of coming up wid somethin advanced for sure…!!
(03:38:09 PM) hitchhiker:
how near is it? Mr. Shithead
(03:38:12 PM) shitmonk:
I will write the foreword for the book and sign it
(03:40:09 PM) shithead:
it will be finished in the far future n after tat the book will be released in the near future which is in respect to the far future.
(03:40:15 PM) shithead:
:-/
(03:40:20 PM) shitmonk:
that will be what ppl will buy the book for – a foreword by the great shitmonk shitmonk
(03:43:34 PM) pythondick:
hum taras rahe hain,
is book keliye,
jhis kha kaam hain gyaan bhat ne keliye,
Lekin lika hua do yede say
(03:44:08 PM) pythondick:
)thehehe
(03:45:56 PM) hitchhiker:
or ek maha yeda iss book par bhi shayari sunatha hai….!!
(03:45:57 PM) shitmonk:
yeda bol ke yedo ke dil na dukhao
insult karke unki aansoon ko na sukhao
book ke liye taraso
lekin yedon pe na haanso
(03:46:34 PM) pythondick:
nice, come on rest of you dead zombies
(03:46:49 PM) pythondick:
stick it up in the chat room
(03:46:53 PM) pythondick:
I mean your voices
(03:47:25 PM)
pythondick has set the topic to: Viva la revolutioooooooon
(04:26:16 PM)
ganpat [ganpat@jabberhost.rhythm.com/Home] entered the room.
(04:26:23 PM) ganpat:
am back ppl
(04:28:01 PM) shithead:
now get lost
(04:28:23 PM) ganpat:
am lost already
(04:58:04 PM) shitmonk:
who the fcuk coded pythondick’s brain. can’t they have delegated a little sense in it?
(04:58:18 PM) Veet Voojagig:
GOD might have forgot it
(04:58:30 PM) shitmonk:
GOD gives what each deserve
(04:58:32 PM) pythondick:
I give God a run for his money
(04:58:36 PM) Veet Voojagig:
yup
(04:58:43 PM) shitmonk:
u r a thief?
(05:00:40 PM) pythondick:
Hum sab chor hain,
Baag tey hain, Duniya say,
Samay ko lekar baag tey hain,
Kuch kaam nahi karte hain
(05:01:13 PM) pythondick:
shukriya shukriya
(05:03:05 PM) shitmonk:
kya zaamana hai, chor shukriya shukriya karte hain
hum acche log bachao bachao karte hain
acchai ki kadar nahin hai aaj
choro ka hai raaj
ek din aayega acchai ki jeet hogi
e paapi pythondick teri haar hogi
(05:04:02 PM) pythondick:)
I am glad that I am inspiring you
(05:04:58 PM) shitmonk:
yeah u r inspiration to millions of shayyars like me
(05:05:23 PM) shitmonk:
gandphat shayyars
(05:05:37 PM) pythondick:
you are also my inspiration
(05:08:31 PM) ganpat:
achhai ki hogi haar
durjano ki hogi jeet
yehi hoga agar manjure khuda hoga
jamane ne bidhada hai khuda ko
ya fir khuda bhi hai majboor
iss majboori ki wajah mat socho
khuda gaya tel lagaane
durjano ki gxxd maaro
apni jindagi khud sawaro
aakhir khuda matlab KHUD – AH
Be self reliant
(05:09:21 PM) pythondick:
Irshad Irshad
(05:09:36 PM) ganpat:
thnx very much
(05:10:40 PM) Veet Voojagig:
abe pandu irshad shayari ke pahle bola jaata hai baad main nahi…>:o
(05:11:03 PM) shitmonk:
ek din aayega tum mere bahoon mein hogi
mere aaghos mein tum baas jaogi
tab mera asli janam hoga
par aphsos ek baat ka hoga
tumhe pyaar pane ke liye marna hoga
(05:11:04 PM) pythondick:
I am looking for tnext poem
(05:11:32 PM) Veet Voojagig:
wah shitmonk bhai wah
(05:11:37 PM) pythondick:
wah wah
(05:11:57 PM) shitmonk:
HPGC shayyar
(05:12:16 PM) Veet Voojagig:
HPGC…..:-/???
(05:12:34 PM) shitmonk:
Hatash Premi ka Gandphata Cheekh
(05:12:58 PM) ganpat:
shayri ne bigada, shayri ne bigada
chilla rahe hai log
uss bechari ne to wahi donala
jo kehna chahte the log
bedar ho ke kaho, jo kehna hai
bhad me jaaye ye Duniya, apne ko kya karna hai
(05:13:23 PM) Veet Voojagig:
wah wah
(05:13:30 PM) hitchhiker:
dekha hai pehli baar
saajan ke aankhon mein pyar
tenk ni naki tenk ki naki….
ab jaake aaya mere
bechen dil ko karraar…
tenk ki naki tenk ki naki
(05:13:47 PM) shitmonk:
wah wah wha wha
(05:13:50 PM) Veet Voojagig:
kaunse waale woh toh bata
(05:13:55 PM) shitmonk:
originality to dekho
(05:14:03 PM) Veet Voojagig:
jee haan huzur
(05:14:04 PM) hitchhiker:
dhanywaad!!
(05:14:14 PM) hitchhiker:
shukriya…!
(05:14:58 PM) pythondick:
We are awesome
(05:15:15 PM) pythondick:
I am proud to be with you all brothers
(05:15:31 PM) pythondick:
\:-D/ gives a bear hug to everybody
(05:15:39 PM) hitchhiker:
tum tho tehre pardesi…
saath kya nibaaoge
subah pehle gacharlie se..
ghar ko chale jaoooge…
(05:15:47 PM) Veet Voojagig:
make it *beer…:-D
(05:16:26 PM) shitmonk:
woh bole to laga koi saajan film ka gaana hai
unke wah wah kahna bhi maana hai
unka kya wha whai karenge?
woh to ek aphsaana hai
(05:18:51 PM) pythondick:
Aaj is mehfil ka shaan bad gaya hain,
Aap shayaroon ka aane say,
Kis ney kaha is duniya benaaaam hai,
Jab hum log milkar acha kaaaam karne lage
(05:19:56 PM) Veet Voojagig:
Subhaan-Allah….:)
(05:20:03 PM) ganpat:
jo kehte nahi , unki jahen(aatma) me paap hai
gxxnd maro saaloki, jo chupa rustum hai
hoke bhi nahi ho apna woh
khuda e daftar me faryaad karo
(05:20:42 PM) pythondick:
holy shiznit
(05:21:29 PM) shitmonk:
saanate ki shor se darte hai hum
andhere ki roshni se darte hai hum
phoolon ki khusbu se darte hai hum
barish ki boondon se darte hai hum
maati ki narmi se darte hai hum
darr darr ke jeete hai hum
baas ab tere pyaar ka bharosa hai
nahin to kab ka marjate hum
(05:21:36 PM) ganpat:
Thnzx Sir …am flattered …( i hope my tummy gets flattened)
(05:22:29 PM) ganpat:
sachha ashik hai…
(05:22:41 PM) shitmonk:
aap ki dua se
(05:22:41 PM) hitchhiker:
twinkle twinkle little star
how i wonder wht u re
up above the world so high
like a diamond in the sky
(05:22:45 PM) pythondick:
this room is blessed
(05:22:45 PM) ganpat:
Gand to bahot fatati hai
(05:23:05 PM) ganpat:
lekin, maa ki aankh fir bhi pyar karta hai
(05:23:27 PM) Veet Voojagig:
wah shitmonk wahhhhhhhhh
(05:24:22 PM) pythondick:
waaaaa waaaaaaaaa
(05:24:45 PM) shitmonk:
yeh wah wahi mat do
yeh mera dil ka dard hai koi shayaari nahin
dard ko samajhna nahin aata
to kaam se kaam zakhmon ka majak mat udao
(05:24:56 PM) shitmonk:

(05:25:05 PM) Veet Voojagig:
maa kasam
(05:25:11 PM) ganpat:
fatteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(05:25:29 PM) shithead:

(05:25:29 PM) ganpat:
shitmonke, aaj ka jaam tere naam
(05:25:45 PM) ganpat:
originality ki daad deni chahiye
(05:27:22 PM) shitmonk:
jaam mere naam pe pi lo yaaron
aab apna jeevan to peene ka ek bahana ban gaya hai
kabhi apne gaam ke bahane dost peete hai
kabhi apne gaam ke bahane hum peete hai
dost peete hai jaam par hum peete hai aansoon
(05:28:10 PM) Veet Voojagig:
mashaa-allah shitmonk babu aap toh chaa gaye
(05:28:35 PM) pythondick:
I am dying for some nasheeeeeli wine on my lips
(05:28:36 PM) shitmonk:
shukriya
(05:30:20 PM) ganpat:
i was speechless till this time after ur last shayri shitmonke………
(05:30:44 PM) Veet Voojagig:
ur still speechless after his last shayari dude