(01:17:18 PM) shithead: OK GUYS…….. THIS IS MY STAND
i am a human(a type of animal) n i go by animal instincts………. v all leave for the betterment of mankind(ie: see to tat reproduction happens n our species is saved frm extinction
).
(01:17:30 PM) shithead: N all tat boils down to one thing
(01:17:32 PM) shithead: SEX
(01:17:48 PM) shithead: n FREE MIND
(01:18:11 PM) pythondick: AND VODKA
(01:18:35 PM) shithead: http://forums.cgsociety.org/showthread.php?f=132&t=223826
(01:18:39 PM) shithead: BE CAREFUL
(01:18:59 PM) shithead: damn it …. she is soooooo good
(01:22:08 PM) pythondick: :’(
(01:22:23 PM) pythondick: I wish I had a corner seat in the corner of the company
(01:22:32 PM) pythondick: basically corner seat in some room
(02:41:40 PM) don: you cud hv pointed to the original mail…
(02:42:11 PM) don: Why are you psyching out ,A#### lead ?
(02:42:14 PM) don: ![]()
(02:44:35 PM) shithead: ![]()
(02:45:15 PM) ganpat: saala, kya faltugiri hai……this is techgyan shitmonke, not some serious email alias…..
(02:46:44 PM) shitmonk:
why do we think we chat here – for faltugiri only
(02:47:04 PM) pythondick: it should be for faullessgiri
(02:47:09 PM) pythondick: *faultless
(02:47:14 PM) pythondick: *faultlessgiri
(02:47:17 PM) pythondick: >:o
(02:47:23 PM) ganpat: ![]()
(02:47:35 PM) shitmonk: u destroyed what u were saying pythondick
(02:47:42 PM) ganpat: hahahhaa
(02:47:55 PM) pythondick: ![]()
(02:47:57 PM) pythondick: :’(
(02:48:08 PM) ganpat: i think we r the BEST
(02:48:27 PM) ganpat: hitchhiker, u alive?
(02:48:35 PM) pythondick: Blatantly Expressing Soporific Tirades
(02:48:48 PM) ganpat: =-O
(02:49:24 PM) shithead: >:o
(02:51:12 PM) pythondick: I am good aren’t I?
(02:52:45 PM) shitmonk: yeah u r. The Society for Mentally Challenged and Deranged People has certified that
(02:53:22 PM) shithead: SELF PROMOTION = LICKING THE FINGER TAT WAS INSIDE UR A*&^%^&(
(02:53:42 PM) pythondick: You jealous bitches
(02:53:51 PM) ganpat: pythondick will lick tht
(02:53:52 PM) pythondick: :-!,,),,
(02:53:54 PM) shithead: >:o
(02:53:57 PM) ganpat: *like
(02:54:02 PM) ganpat: ![]()
(02:55:29 PM) pythondick: ,,(,,>:o,,),,
(02:56:36 PM) shithead: ![]()
(02:56:58 PM) shitmonk: superb…..pythondick and shithead shld write a book “The Art of Fingering “
(02:57:05 PM) shithead: http://features-temp.cgsociety.org/gallerycrits/9669/9669_1120932923.jpg
(02:57:05 PM) Veet Voojagig: jhakaas
(02:57:12 PM) shitmonk: based on true experiences
(02:57:19 PM) ganpat: art of fingering….:-D
(02:58:59 PM) pythondick: ,,{,,>:o,,},,
(02:59:41 PM) shitmonk: ganpat u forget “based on true experiences”
(03:00:00 PM) hitchhiker: ohh man …pythondick….u re born artist… how come u re able to get ur thing in tht shape???
(03:00:16 PM) pythondick: necessity is the basis of invention
(03:00:25 PM) pythondick: and I have necessities
(03:00:32 PM) hitchhiker: y u want thngs in tht shape tho’
(03:00:34 PM) pythondick: >:o,,%,,
(03:01:02 PM) hitchhiker: is the pathway to succes crooked…! ![]()
(03:01:03 PM) shithead: change ur stupid font color dudeeeeeeeeee…. v dont hav spectacles
(03:01:23 PM) shithead: >:o
(03:02:49 PM) shithead: BECAREFUL………… PEOPLE WHO R SITTING IN CORNERS ONLY SHOULD WATCH THIS
http://forums.cgsociety.org/showthread.php?f=132&t=178919
(03:03:18 PM) hitchhiker: fkin… atleast provide some thumbnails..
(03:03:23 PM) hitchhiker: this is injustice…!
(03:03:55 PM) pythondick: Hitchhiker, go far and then you can see a thumbnail
(03:03:59 PM) pythondick: >:o
(03:04:00 PM) ganpat: classic
(03:04:17 PM) hitchhiker: This is Madnesss…!!!
(03:04:22 PM) ganpat: i didnt like her face
(03:04:23 PM) pythondick: some peohitchhikerple don’t have creativity
(03:04:32 PM) pythondick: :-!
(03:04:36 PM) hitchhiker: We are born equal…. We need to have fun toooo!!!
(03:05:00 PM) pythondick: equality is the basis of stupidity
(03:05:15 PM) ganpat: =-O
(03:05:19 PM) pythondick: on a quasi-static hyper-emotional scale
(03:05:38 PM) ganpat: wht’s tht bro?
(03:05:55 PM) pythondick: go figure bro!!
(03:05:56 PM) shithead: WTF
(03:06:08 PM) shithead: ![]()
(03:06:13 PM) shithead: its screwed
(03:06:18 PM) shithead: by many people
(03:06:22 PM) shitmonk: shithead, time for u to go into hibernation
(03:06:31 PM) shithead: >:o,l,,
(03:06:35 PM) shitmonk: ![]()
(03:06:58 PM) pythondick: in trancendental relativity there is no place for frivolous banter
(03:07:28 PM) pythondick: as proved by Heisenberg’s pseudo-bullshit principle
(03:08:08 PM) shitmonk: neither is there place for cosmic insanity in techgyan as proved by Fcukberg’s pseudo-shitheadshit priciple
(03:09:17 PM) pythondick: E=MC2 ==> Education = Marks*Copying2
(03:10:11 PM) pythondick: we should reach the level of eliciting sub-atomic bullshit in all its glory
(03:10:26 PM) pythondick: then and only then have we touched and fingered SOUL
(03:13:11 PM) shitmonk: but nano-shit is more granular and basic i think
(03:14:29 PM) pythondick: at the outset, but nano-shit is made up by shitty scientists who did not yet comprehend the abyss that is an atom
(03:15:18 PM) pythondick: they are misrepresenting the whole universe with frivolous banter
(03:15:37 PM) shitmonk: atom is but the same craetion of self-inflated egoistic scientistss who frown upon anything thats incomprehendble to humans
(03:16:37 PM) pythondick: the circle of life is a mask man
(03:16:40 PM) pythondick: a very abd one
(03:16:44 PM) pythondick: *bad
(03:17:09 PM) pythondick: The osmosis is not happening at the hyper-dermetic scale
(03:17:11 PM) shitmonk: anyway u look, its a make-believe world we live in, trapped in the fabricated facts that we ourselves create to mask our incompetence
(03:18:14 PM) pythondick: other peohitchhikershitheadganpatchotuple speak up >:o
(03:19:08 PM) pythondick: we need closure to understanding the intricacies of contemporary life on a uber-shiznit scale
(03:19:10 PM) ganpat: kya baat bola shitmonk!!!!!
(03:19:40 PM) ganpat: its a make-believe world we live in, trapped in the fabricated facts that we ourselves create to mask our incompetence
sirji, muze satya ka gyan ho gaya .
(03:23:08 PM) hitchhiker: Thts my new email signature!!
(03:23:42 PM) pythondick: Lets immortalize shitmonk into the annals of hisstory
(03:24:56 PM) don: Well said sasu….Now,tell us what facts you are hiding to mask your incompetence ?
(03:25:17 PM) don: ![]()
(03:26:18 PM) shitmonk: for starters , i am a great man
(03:26:32 PM) shitmonk: on verge of attaining salvation
(03:26:39 PM) hitchhiker: gr8 fabricated link of words tht some how tries to mend a inconspicuous link between sense and Me
(03:27:05 PM) pythondick: Today is realization day for us
(03:27:20 PM) shitmonk: sense, sensibility and Me are synonomous in my case
(03:27:38 PM) shitmonk: realization of what?
(03:27:46 PM) pythondick: incompetence
(03:28:22 PM) shitmonk: what will we realize – that we are but one of the millions of creations of God, at par with stones, and turtles and the african pygmies
(03:28:46 PM) shitmonk: i dont think our brain is conditioned to accept these hard facts
(03:28:53 PM) hitchhiker: and wht abt hypoglobules Mr.Shitmonk.. u cant forget them
(03:29:23 PM) pythondick: hypoglobules are the manifestation of incompetent genes
(03:29:25 PM) shitmonk: yeah hypoglobules and hypermichondriac nebulas
(03:30:02 PM) shitmonk: at the cosmic level we are all the same
(03:30:21 PM) shitmonk: from dust we came to dust we will go
(03:31:40 PM) shitmonk: soul is another excuse we have created for the fallacies of the body
(03:32:18 PM) pythondick: =-O
(03:32:20 PM) hitchhiker: In the early 21st century even the great Mingolos from southern Argentina thot… tht no man could ever write and reproduce .. due to the then infamous incompetence which is still inhabiting amongst us…
(03:32:25 PM) pythondick: joygasm
(03:32:46 PM) pythondick: ![]()
(03:32:49 PM) hitchhiker: Shitmonk we have to save the world…!
(03:32:56 PM) hitchhiker: whts the ETA?
(03:33:15 PM) shitmonk: ETA is eternity.
(03:33:41 PM) hitchhiker: thts perfect for us immortals
(03:33:49 PM) shitmonk: dont think just in terms of world. we are beings of the cosmos
(03:33:57 PM) ganpat: yeah
(03:34:07 PM) hitchhiker: Mr. Cosmos Chaudhary?
(03:34:39 PM) shitmonk: green aliens, five headed monsters, six dicked saber-toothed tigers, mammoths,dodos are all our brothers
(03:34:50 PM) shitmonk: ans so is don
(03:35:00 PM) shitmonk: and so is don ![]()
(03:35:04 PM) Veet Voojagig: ![]()
(03:35:25 PM) hitchhiker: LQTM
(03:35:31 PM) shitmonk: ??
(03:35:47 PM) hitchhiker: laughin quietly to myself
(03:35:56 PM) shitmonk: i dont comprehend martianglish hitchhiker
(03:35:59 PM) shitmonk: okie
(03:37:02 PM) hitchhiker: U gottoo buddy.. We cant rely on this Earthian English… which cant even help a simpleton earn bread of Wisdom
(03:37:21 PM) don: hey,I ain’t no brother of six-dicked,bhang addicted sutta brothers.
(03:37:44 PM) don: spare me!O:-)
(03:37:45 PM) hitchhiker: Are u Sure Don… dont take haste decisions…
(03:37:47 PM) shithead: http://forums.cgsociety.org/showthread.php?f=132&t=381703
(03:37:52 PM) hitchhiker: take ur own time…!
(03:38:16 PM) shithead: yeah….. he can take as long as eternity
(03:40:42 PM) hitchhiker has set the topic to: Scripts in the Making for “Chronicles of Pornia -the ShitMOnk,the Shithead and Mr. Cosmos”
(03:41:24 PM) shithead: sala
(03:41:25 PM) don: Time is the fourth dimensional axis bounded by the three spatial dimensions!
(03:42:12 PM) shithead: >:o
(03:42:14 PM) shithead: >:o
(03:42:16 PM) shithead: >:o
(03:42:28 PM) shithead: :-/
(03:42:33 PM) shithead: :-[
(03:42:35 PM) shithead: :’(
(03:42:40 PM) pythondick: don. is it World axes or local axes
(03:43:31 PM) pythondick: and is the frame of reference inferential or referential. if I remember correctly Einstein proved realtivity with respect to both these axes
(03:43:54 PM) shitmonk: okie sorry i was busy in some eartly tasks
(03:44:18 PM) pythondick: http://lightspeed.plastic4records.com/
(03:44:28 PM) pythondick: YOU LADIES HAVETA READ THIS
(03:46:09 PM) shitmonk: don: hey,I ain’t no brother of six-dicked,bhang addicted sutta brothers.
u talk about six-…… as if u are some supreme being. I feel sad for your ignorant venting of deep frustrations .
(03:46:31 PM) pythondick: http://lips.informatik.uni-leipzig.de/pub/showDoc.Fulltext/dokument.pdf?lang=en&doc=1996-15&format=pdf&compression=&rank=0
(03:47:36 PM) shitmonk: Think abt it u have one dick which u cannot use, no bhang to elevate ur self to higher levels transcending human thinking limitations and sutta to give u the high which u search only by inserting the useless dick in some rotten place
(03:48:57 PM) pythondick: I want to write a paper: Monotonic simplicity of Quintessential Human beings
(03:48:58 PM) shitmonk: so how do u conclude u are any better than the six………. u spoke sneeringly about?
(03:49:00 PM) Veet Voojagig: thats his passion dude
(03:49:37 PM) hitchhiker: nuked /usr/scratch,if it still happens do let me know
(03:49:44 PM) Veet Voojagig: >:o
(03:49:52 PM) hitchhiker: when did u learn tht act Mr Veet Voojagig..>?
(03:49:58 PM) Veet Voojagig: ![]()
(03:50:02 PM) pythondick: :-/
(03:50:07 PM) don: sorry,was busy wid som universal tasks.:-P
(03:50:14 PM) Veet Voojagig: =-O
(03:50:31 PM) pythondick: don: check my replies to your inquisition
(03:51:03 PM) pythondick: I want to write a paper: Monotonic simplicity of Quintessential Human beings
(03:51:04 PM) pythondick: I want to write a paper: Monotonic simplicity of Quintessential Human beings
(03:51:05 PM) pythondick: I want to write a paper: Monotonic simplicity of Quintessential Human beings
(03:51:09 PM) pythondick: >:o
(03:51:31 PM) pythondick: anybody wants to co-write it with me
(03:51:32 PM) hitchhiker: Just copy paste todays chat logs!!
(03:52:12 PM) shitmonk: where?
(03:52:14 PM) hitchhiker: If u do win a Booker Prize… Just do remember the poor Owner of this room!
(03:52:22 PM) pythondick:
okay
(03:52:24 PM) pythondick: suer man
(03:52:39 PM) shithead: hahaha
(03:52:46 PM) shitmonk: yeah….and he will refuse the booker to demonstrate how he loathes worldly fame
(03:53:00 PM) don: hey,frame of references are supposed to be classified into 2 categories only – either inertial or non-inertial frame of reference.
(03:53:21 PM) Veet Voojagig: finally don got something on google…..
(03:53:28 PM) shitmonk: and strip myself on the stage to demonstrate pure humanity in its rawest form unhidden unmasked
(03:53:44 PM) pythondick: implusive frames of references are another beasts in itself.
(03:54:08 PM) pythondick: I intend to look into it at the next available opportunity
(03:55:29 PM) shithead: u hav hell lot of door of opportunity open dudeeeeee……… just step into them n commit suicide ….
(03:56:03 PM) pythondick: no suicide, I am gonna do a axicide
(03:56:23 PM) shithead: http://features-temp.cgsociety.org/gallerycrits/191889/191889_1172614422_large.jpg
(03:58:00 PM) hitchhiker: whts the Veet Voojagig…?
(03:58:05 PM) Veet Voojagig: chk it out
(04:06:08 PM) pythondick: http://img4.orkut.com/images/small/492/41924492.jpg
(04:08:46 PM) pythondick: >:o
(04:11:35 PM) shithead: check it out hitchhiker
(04:11:48 PM) shithead: its not disastrous
(04:12:16 PM) Veet Voojagig: saala pic is so small re
(04:12:48 PM) shithead: chek this out……. BUT WIT XTRA CARE
(04:12:51 PM) shithead: http://forums.cgsociety.org/showthread.php?f=132&t=456632
(04:12:53 PM) shithead: O:-)
(04:13:30 PM) ganpat: yukkkkk
(04:15:19 PM) shithead: ![]()
(04:16:06 PM) pythondick: :’(
(04:19:15 PM) shitmonk: just a random spark of genius : request tickets can neither be cancelled nor relinquished, it can only be transformed into some other request ticket
(04:20:00 PM) pythondick: E=MC2
(04:20:03 PM) shitmonk: extending it furthur – issues can neither be resolved nor subdued, it can only be transformed into some othjer issues
(04:20:30 PM) pythondick: Bullshit can neither be created nor destroyed, its always been there
(04:21:07 PM) pythondick: Bullshit is a pseudo-existential concept
(04:21:12 PM) hitchhiker: Well said pythondick… U knw abt urself quite well huh/
(04:21:21 PM) pythondick: Shithead, we need your thoughts on this
(04:21:39 PM) pythondick: I got my self-realization long time back dude
(04:21:49 PM) pythondick: and I do not hide it like some peohitchhikerple
(04:24:21 PM) shitmonk: in fact bullshit is in existence before even bull came
(04:24:35 PM) shitmonk: it was called pythondick shit
(04:25:02 PM) pythondick: pythondick’s hit
(04:25:08 PM) pythondick: >:o
(04:25:55 PM) pythondick: ![]()
(04:27:10 PM) hitchhiker: http://www.3dweb.no/galleri/stuestolbm/bilder/anim1.swf
(04:30:44 PM) hitchhiker: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/beer.php
(04:34:24 PM) shithead: >:o
(04:37:46 PM) pythondick: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
(04:40:29 PM) shithead: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/sister
(04:41:42 PM) pythondick: >:o
(04:43:08 PM) pythondick: dfi ldkfgj df;lgk df
(04:43:24 PM) shithead: O:-)
(04:44:36 PM) pythondick: eye ham hungreeeeeeee
(04:44:45 PM) pythondick: :’(,,*,,
(04:46:28 PM) shitmonk: we are not aware of any absolute coding system which does not require agreement as to meanings,
(04:46:50 PM) shitmonk: A coding system is by definition an agreement as to meanings. That is what makes it a code. I might as well say “we are not aware of any triangles with four sides.”
(04:47:59 PM) pythondick: Triangles with four sides masquerade as squares
(04:49:33 PM) shitmonk: pythondick what a line ” Triangles with four sides masquerade as squares”
(04:49:37 PM) shitmonk: excellent
(04:49:45 PM) pythondick:
\m/_
(04:49:54 PM) shithead: O:-)\m/
(04:49:59 PM) pythondick: thanks for the appreciation Mr. Shitmonk
(04:50:19 PM) shitmonk: I like it more than anything confusi#$5^ (whatever) ever said
(04:50:21 PM) pythondick: and everyhitchhikerbody else
(04:51:11 PM) pythondick: I could not have made it up if not for your preeceeding lines
(04:51:18 PM) pythondick: so we both OWN it
(04:51:31 PM) pythondick: O:-)
(04:51:35 PM) shitmonk:
u r ahumble person i see
(04:52:40 PM) shitmonk: the tree with most fruits bends down more, u almost lick the floor i can assure you
(04:52:48 PM) shitmonk: ![]()
(04:53:09 PM) pythondick: I do not normally bend over
(04:53:29 PM) shitmonk: only when u r laden with fruits
(04:54:04 PM) hitchhiker: His fruits got stolen… He is just left wid some dry nuts!!
(04:54:27 PM) shitmonk:
hitchhiker is the master of one-liners i see
(04:54:59 PM) shitmonk: and a humble man too
(04:55:21 PM) hitchhiker: I acknowledge ur appreciation to be someway pleasing to me!
(04:57:26 PM) shitmonk: being so humble i think u must have bent 450 degrees atleast so that now ur face must be touching ur own ass
(05:03:57 PM) pythondick: ^^^ Nice one Shitmonk
(05:05:08 PM) shitmonk: my phd topic “What are the chances of getting a porn site if you misspell a major webpage?”
(05:06:03 PM) pythondick: mmmm
Triangles with four sides masquerading as squares…..
July 3, 2008 by fishpee
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