(02:12:16 PM) pythondick: Hello charliees. back from lunch. What was the lunchtime gossip?
(02:21:36 PM) shitmonk: lunchtime gossip was “interplanetary transmission of biflexal energy and its impact on the global microprecipitation of hydroangular carbon elements”
(02:22:56 PM) hitchhiker: In simple terms “I wish i knew wht we said…”
(02:24:27 PM) shithead: hey shitmonkieeeeee. why do u always keep barking elephantdung
(02:24:45 PM) shitmonk: and mostly discussion on “probablistic theories and concetual scenarios that might arise due to the effect of alcohol on the medula oblongata of various programmers of XYZ company and the resultant effect on their pyscology”
(02:24:59 PM) hitchhiker: Coz u understand only shit… and nothin else..!
(02:25:48 PM) hitchhiker: Is everythin clear Mr.PythonDick?
(02:26:06 PM) hitchhiker: Make ur self comfortable in our dept…
(02:27:04 PM) hitchhiker: We dont want to send offf one of our team mates disappointed and craving for knowledge…!
(02:40:41 PM) ganpat: If u have two balls between
ur legs it means u r man.
If u have have four, it does
not means that u r superman,
iska matlab aapki koi gand
mar raha hai.
(02:41:13 PM) Veet Voojagig: tere pass kitne hai re….
(02:41:35 PM) ganpat: u wanna count?
(02:42:01 PM) ganpat: A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets uo and says,”Damn, I wish I had a flash light”!!!!
(02:42:50 PM) ganpat: guys,complete the joke……
(02:43:49 PM) shitmonk: just to remind ppl what ganpat baba had preached some time back
(01:04:10 PM) ganpat: i’ve decided tht i’m not gonna participate in such conversations which will degrade the human values ….
(02:43:59 PM) shitmonk: 
(02:46:22 PM) Veet Voojagig: i hope he himself remember those words which he said….
(02:47:32 PM) shitmonk: he is reeling under the intoxicating effect of the nazara he saw outisde on the terrace
(02:47:56 PM) Veet Voojagig: nazara……????
(02:49:18 PM) shitmonk: babe re super babe with thighs like horse’s all muscular tight and curved
(02:49:37 PM) Veet Voojagig: =-O…kidhar dekha re
(02:49:43 PM) Veet Voojagig: n kab dekha
(02:50:53 PM) shitmonk: she has been sighted twice there – brown streaked hair, gori chikni chehra, excellent asset management system
(02:51:21 PM) hitchhiker: ohhh…..>>>!!!
(02:51:23 PM) shitmonk: shithead, me and ganpat had her darshan
(02:51:27 PM) Veet Voojagig: why the fuck u dont share things like this with others ganpat…..>:o
(02:53:54 PM) shitmonk: anyways i will introduce u guys to her some day when i have time
(02:54:03 PM) shitmonk: 
(02:54:12 PM) pythondick: =-O
(02:54:24 PM) ganpat:
(02:55:02 PM) ganpat: Veet Voojagig, kick shitmonke from behind….wake him up…..
(02:55:08 PM) pythondick: interesting discussion
(02:55:19 PM) ganpat: shitmonke, stop day dreaming
(02:55:24 PM) pythondick: shitmonk has been providing value to the room today
(02:56:44 PM) pythondick: http://www.cs.cf.ac.uk/Dave/PERL/node143.html
(02:57:02 PM) pythondick: very useful module for debugging
(02:57:26 PM) ganpat: kya babe thi re……beautiful face,……rest of the things r already explained by shitmonke……she comes out on the terrace regularly at 2.30 around…rite shitmonk?
(02:57:43 PM) shitmonk: nope, when i go out
(02:57:53 PM) Veet Voojagig: =-O
(02:58:05 PM) hitchhiker: chal lets go out!
(02:58:06 PM) pythondick: =-O\m/_
(02:58:08 PM) shitmonk: we have mutual understanding -
(02:58:16 PM) hitchhiker: mutual wht?
(02:58:20 PM) pythondick: Telepathetic waves or something
(02:58:33 PM) shitmonk: her smoke mixes with mine and we talk direct heart to heart
(02:58:33 PM) hitchhiker: Under Standing?
(02:58:44 PM) shitmonk: burning hearts – literally
(02:59:18 PM) shitmonk: “i cough cough you” and she says ” I cough cough you too”
(02:59:41 PM) pythondick: Smoking hearts’ on fire
(02:59:45 PM) pythondick: hence the burning
(03:00:13 PM) shitmonk: hothon se dil mein utar ke woh cancer de gayi
(03:00:50 PM) Veet Voojagig: ohhhhhh…….. Mirza hhitmonk….
(03:01:27 PM) hitchhiker: Good it just stays till “I cough cough u”!!
(03:02:05 PM) shitmonk: ahhhh cough cough ohhhh cough cough slow cough cough
(03:02:13 PM) hitchhiker has set the topic to: Let the Mortals Dream……..!
(03:02:31 PM) shitmonk: arrey yeh to dhuan nikal raha hai?
(03:02:48 PM) shitmonk: result = smoky child
(03:03:24 PM) pythondick: i’;; cough cough you might also mean i will choke you to death, you dirty bastard.
(03:04:37 PM) shitmonk: i excpected such ignorant comments but its natural, u wont know the feeling
(03:05:16 PM) pythondick: i was just bringing out the options. the opposite sex is very complicated
(03:05:33 PM) pythondick: there are devils in disguises, etc etc
(03:05:59 PM) pythondick: i want my comrade to not get hit by lightning
(03:06:08 PM) shitmonk: unless u r a greater devil, ehehehehehehhee bhooka bhedia
(03:06:18 PM) shitmonk:
(03:06:28 PM) pythondick: >:o
(03:06:36 PM) ganpat: she’s awesome !!!!!!!!!
(03:06:47 PM) ganpat: fuckin sexy
(03:06:49 PM) shitmonk: ganpat is still in coma
(03:07:09 PM) shitmonk: and gets up randomly and blabbers
(03:07:18 PM) ganpat: now its time for jingles!!!!
(03:07:30 PM) ganpat: lets see if it works this time
(03:07:37 PM) shitmonk: jingle ball jingle balls jingle all the time
(03:08:12 PM) ganpat: hitchhiker, yede ja ke dekh woh bandiko……
(03:08:16 PM) Veet Voojagig: sometime back wat our baba said to us
(01:05:44 PM) ganpat: i stopped jingles as now a days they dont work…..
(03:08:42 PM) ganpat: thts why i said na “ets see if it works this time”
(03:09:06 PM) ganpat: coz i dont hav ny alternaive
(03:09:17 PM) Veet Voojagig: ok so thats the reason he is not keeping an eye on the opposite pod……..
(03:09:34 PM) Veet Voojagig: coz he got some one from the opposite office
(03:09:38 PM) shitmonk: so what did you see? Rise of sturat little?
(03:09:44 PM) ganpat: nyways, we all should watch tht female….tomorow….
(03:09:48 PM) shitmonk: 
stuart little
(03:09:53 PM) Veet Voojagig: hehehehehe
(03:10:08 PM) shitmonk: that was for ganpat
(03:10:32 PM) ganpat: little? saala, woh to king kong ban gaya hai
(03:10:55 PM) Veet Voojagig: =-O
(03:11:00 PM) shitmonk: king kong jaisa kala?
(03:11:07 PM) shithead: yuck
(03:11:08 PM) shitmonk: black
(03:11:09 PM) ganpat: nahi re…utna bada
(03:11:36 PM) shitmonk: okie, then register for the eight wonders of the world
(03:11:50 PM) shithead: hahahaha……….. ganpat the dick……….
(03:11:52 PM) shitmonk: we will vote for u
(03:11:55 PM) shithead: yeah
(03:12:02 PM) Veet Voojagig: abe par last main king kong ko ghantaa kuch bhi nahi mila tha
(03:12:10 PM) Veet Voojagig: ladki bhi koi aur le ke gaya tha re
(03:12:17 PM) Veet Voojagig: shayad tera bhi aisa hee hoga
(03:12:33 PM) Veet Voojagig: fir baithna apna 8th wonder leke
(03:12:38 PM) shitmonk: what is that????
its a mountain
its a tower
its a gorilla
no, its ganpat’s dick
(03:13:09 PM) shitmonk: dickyman dickyman……….aaya aaya dickyman
(03:13:25 PM) Veet Voojagig: he has no branches…
(03:14:08 PM) shithead: no leaves
(03:14:15 PM) shithead: n barks to cover him
(03:14:36 PM) shithead: only dirty roots wit worms
(03:14:39 PM) shitmonk: madam, aap ko koi taklif?
haan beta, meri bahu ka baccha nahin ho raha hai
koi baat nahin madam, dickyman hai naa
(03:15:13 PM) Veet Voojagig: dickyan sab ke sapne poore kare
(03:15:53 PM) shitmonk: bhai sahab, aap ko koi taklif?
haan mein homo hoon
koi baat nahin me aapka maarta hoon, aap meri maaro
(03:16:20 PM) shitmonk: dickyman, the friendly neighbourhood fcuker
(03:16:42 PM) shithead:
(03:16:42 PM) shitmonk: what say ganpat?? 
(03:16:50 PM) Veet Voojagig: he is busy re
(03:17:06 PM) Veet Voojagig: got so many offers thats why
(03:17:08 PM) shithead: he has gone to help someone i think
(03:19:46 PM) ganpat: arre baba, tht King Kong thing was used just as figures of speech …….dont spend much time on it…..
(03:20:00 PM) shitmonk: ganpat helping someone has a new meaning now
(03:20:10 PM) Veet Voojagig: hehehehehe
(03:20:43 PM) shithead: =-O
(03:20:46 PM) hitchhiker: > fortune -o
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,
or an airline stewardess?
A: A nurse says: “This won’t hurt a bit.” A schoolteacher says:
“We’re going to have to do this over and over again until we get it
right.” An airline stewardess says: “Just hold this over your
mouth and nose, and breath normally.”
(03:20:59 PM) hitchhiker: So did u help him CLone his?
(03:21:20 PM) Veet Voojagig: saala frst victim that too within team….>:o
(03:22:56 PM) ganpat: A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets uo and says,”Damn, I wish I had a flash light”!!!!
The woman says, “Mee too!!!U ‘ve been eating grass for the past 15 min….!!!!”
(03:30:06 PM) pythondick: Guys. what happened to the asset conquering thingy
(03:30:24 PM) pythondick: have we lived up to our laaaast techgyan meeting
(03:31:03 PM) shitmonk: we dont look back….we just run forward
