AI abuses and zombie-fy people using Maya…

(04:36:25 PM) shithead: 2832 search for this service request…… this is the first bug fix request in software……. n its still in progress
(04:37:16 PM) ganpat: work in progress?
(04:38:02 PM) ganpat: we should use Right To Information Act to resolve it
(04:39:34 PM) shithead: haha
(04:39:39 PM) shithead: fuck know
(04:40:33 PM) shithead: shit man……. its sooooooooooooooo boring
(04:42:03 PM) shitmonk: go and do a wild semi-nude dance in middle of the pod and see how intersting things get
(04:42:43 PM) shitmonk: u will get a all-expenses paid one-way flight ticket to ur native place
(04:46:02 PM) shitmonk: yeah we shld make our softwares more interactive, Maya shld have an internal bot chat installed so that u can chat with it
(04:46:39 PM) shithead: its lik v still in the Neanderthal era
(04:46:40 PM) pythondick: Maya> how do you feel?
(04:46:53 PM) pythondick: Maya> I wanna do you!! Will you bend over?
(04:47:09 PM) pythondick: >:o
(04:47:15 PM) shithead:
(04:47:25 PM) pythondick:
(04:52:26 PM) shitmonk: kview ~shitmonk/MayaMessage
(04:52:48 PM) shitmonk: I just made it interactive and artificially intelligent
(04:53:41 PM) pythondick: LOL
(04:53:47 PM) pythondick: Great one dude
(04:53:55 PM) pythondick: \m/_ \m/_ \m/_
(04:54:27 PM) shitmonk: u have a stupid problem we have the stupidest solution
(04:55:27 PM) pythondick: we should desing an AI based asset management sytem for the company
(04:56:13 PM) pythondick: design and implement once, let it run for life
(04:56:20 PM) shitmonk: yeah sure….exactly. It shld be intelligent enuf to know what each stage would need
(04:59:06 PM) shitmonk: like I make a anim stage, it shld know that we need the rigs,models,textures,etc
(05:00:46 PM) pythondick: yeah. it should pop up a dialog on related artists systems and tell them ” has created a anim stage but he has nothing to use. he begs you to publish stuff. would u do it and should i tell him to go fcuk himself”
(05:04:30 PM) shitmonk: naah thats what even our asset system does. THe AI one should tell the related rigger, “Thre is some asshole already created an anim stage when i can clearly see you dumb-paced rigger not even close to completing the rig, so I create a rough rig as close to what you have done and pass it to the desperate animator. When you are finished screwing the rig, I will pass it to him”
(05:05:59 PM) pythondick: =-O
(05:06:01 PM) pythondick: mmmmmm
(05:06:20 PM) shithead: or a better version ” U bastard finish ur work NOW >:o . theres another bastard waiting for ur shit”
(05:06:38 PM) shitmonk: the AI system will track the work pattern of the artists and recognize artists as ‘desperate’,'dumbwitted’,'too slow’ and stuff and abuse accordingly
(05:07:00 PM) shitmonk: shithead will be our PR consultant
(05:08:24 PM) pythondick: i second that!!!!!
(05:10:24 PM) shitmonk: have u thought of anything t ask Michael tomorrow?
(05:12:01 PM) pythondick: o yeah
(05:12:01 PM) shithead: yeah……….. will ask him why he didnt get his wife , but before tat will ask him if he is married
(05:12:09 PM) pythondick: har har
(05:12:15 PM) pythondick: intelligent questions
(05:12:16 PM) shitmonk: i am thinking something in the line of “How do you zombie-fy people using Maya?” or “Is it true that if u prick a pin into the di** of the doll the actual person will turn impotent?” or “Can we rape a babe using Maya magic?”
(05:12:43 PM) pythondick: hot damn!!! superb questions
(05:12:58 PM) shithead: sexy
(05:13:15 PM) pythondick: i will ask him why the fcuk are you guys not using Python and using the slutty P*****.
(05:13:54 PM) shitmonk: i will ask him why you guys not fcuking Python and using the slutty P******.
(05:14:01 PM) shitmonk:
(05:14:03 PM) don: Hope he remains sane after such questions.
(05:14:21 PM) shithead: i will ask him if he is circumcised
(05:14:24 PM) shithead:
(05:14:38 PM) shitmonk: he will answer “We have to look at the matter as a HOLE”
(05:16:03 PM) shithead: or ask him wat the f*&^ does he think of his slimyself
(05:17:21 PM) shitmonk: Atithi deva…..whatever. meaning a guest is like God.
(05:17:34 PM) shitmonk:
(05:18:07 PM) pythondick: Athithi devo bhava, u dolt
(05:18:38 PM) pythondick: u do not deserve that angel ring on ur icon head
(05:21:04 PM) shitmonk: it comes by default…..i am innocent
(05:22:58 PM) pythondick: u are a innocent devil
(05:23:16 PM) pythondick: ..an inno….