advance perl and too advanced shiznit shayaaris…

(03:32:18 PM) pythondick:
did ja guys read advance perl stuff
(03:32:55 PM) shitmonk:
yup…chapter 15 finished
(03:34:12 PM) pythondick:
heheheh..very funy
(03:34:12 PM) hitchhiker:
i am reading the 177th page i.e chapter 14
(03:34:16 PM) pythondick:
what was it about
(03:34:47 PM) shitmonk:
its about data abstraction of hashes and their implementation in an object oriented environment
(03:34:56 PM) pythondick:
I started writing the 5th chapter on sub-atomic foo code generator and parser
(03:35:09 PM) pythondick:
I read about Exporting mechanism in perl
(03:35:19 PM) pythondick:
how you make stuff availabelfor other programs use
(03:35:36 PM) hitchhiker:
Yeaa… i’ll be adding ma poo scripting guidelines… soon to at the later part of advanced perl!!
(03:35:59 PM) hitchhiker:
these guys aint have ne understanding of ne scripting guidelines…!!
(03:36:37 PM) shithead:
N i will be writing a perl compiler tat converts perlcode to any type of language u want
(03:37:11 PM) shithead:
n the book wit the same name will be out for advanced users in the near future
(03:37:52 PM) hitchhiker:
seems like everyone’s in the groove of coming up wid somethin advanced for sure…!!
(03:38:09 PM) hitchhiker:
how near is it? Mr. Shithead
(03:38:12 PM) shitmonk:
I will write the foreword for the book and sign it
(03:40:09 PM) shithead:
it will be finished in the far future n after tat the book will be released in the near future which is in respect to the far future.
(03:40:15 PM) shithead:
:-/
(03:40:20 PM) shitmonk:
that will be what ppl will buy the book for – a foreword by the great shitmonk shitmonk
(03:43:34 PM) pythondick:
hum taras rahe hain,
is book keliye,
jhis kha kaam hain gyaan bhat ne keliye,
Lekin lika hua do yede say
(03:44:08 PM) pythondick:
)thehehe
(03:45:56 PM) hitchhiker:
or ek maha yeda iss book par bhi shayari sunatha hai….!!
(03:45:57 PM) shitmonk:
yeda bol ke yedo ke dil na dukhao
insult karke unki aansoon ko na sukhao
book ke liye taraso
lekin yedon pe na haanso
(03:46:34 PM) pythondick:
nice, come on rest of you dead zombies
(03:46:49 PM) pythondick:
stick it up in the chat room
(03:46:53 PM) pythondick:
I mean your voices
(03:47:25 PM)
pythondick has set the topic to: Viva la revolutioooooooon
(04:26:16 PM)
ganpat [ganpat@jabberhost.rhythm.com/Home] entered the room.
(04:26:23 PM) ganpat:
am back ppl
(04:28:01 PM) shithead:
now get lost
(04:28:23 PM) ganpat:
am lost already
(04:58:04 PM) shitmonk:
who the fcuk coded pythondick’s brain. can’t they have delegated a little sense in it?
(04:58:18 PM) Veet Voojagig:
GOD might have forgot it
(04:58:30 PM) shitmonk:
GOD gives what each deserve
(04:58:32 PM) pythondick:
I give God a run for his money
(04:58:36 PM) Veet Voojagig:
yup
(04:58:43 PM) shitmonk:
u r a thief?
(05:00:40 PM) pythondick:
Hum sab chor hain,
Baag tey hain, Duniya say,
Samay ko lekar baag tey hain,
Kuch kaam nahi karte hain
(05:01:13 PM) pythondick:
shukriya shukriya
(05:03:05 PM) shitmonk:
kya zaamana hai, chor shukriya shukriya karte hain
hum acche log bachao bachao karte hain
acchai ki kadar nahin hai aaj
choro ka hai raaj
ek din aayega acchai ki jeet hogi
e paapi pythondick teri haar hogi
(05:04:02 PM) pythondick:)
I am glad that I am inspiring you
(05:04:58 PM) shitmonk:
yeah u r inspiration to millions of shayyars like me
(05:05:23 PM) shitmonk:
gandphat shayyars
(05:05:37 PM) pythondick:
you are also my inspiration
(05:08:31 PM) ganpat:
achhai ki hogi haar
durjano ki hogi jeet
yehi hoga agar manjure khuda hoga
jamane ne bidhada hai khuda ko
ya fir khuda bhi hai majboor
iss majboori ki wajah mat socho
khuda gaya tel lagaane
durjano ki gxxd maaro
apni jindagi khud sawaro
aakhir khuda matlab KHUD – AH
Be self reliant
(05:09:21 PM) pythondick:
Irshad Irshad
(05:09:36 PM) ganpat:
thnx very much
(05:10:40 PM) Veet Voojagig:
abe pandu irshad shayari ke pahle bola jaata hai baad main nahi…>:o
(05:11:03 PM) shitmonk:
ek din aayega tum mere bahoon mein hogi
mere aaghos mein tum baas jaogi
tab mera asli janam hoga
par aphsos ek baat ka hoga
tumhe pyaar pane ke liye marna hoga
(05:11:04 PM) pythondick:
I am looking for tnext poem
(05:11:32 PM) Veet Voojagig:
wah shitmonk bhai wah
(05:11:37 PM) pythondick:
wah wah
(05:11:57 PM) shitmonk:
HPGC shayyar
(05:12:16 PM) Veet Voojagig:
HPGC…..:-/???
(05:12:34 PM) shitmonk:
Hatash Premi ka Gandphata Cheekh
(05:12:58 PM) ganpat:
shayri ne bigada, shayri ne bigada
chilla rahe hai log
uss bechari ne to wahi donala
jo kehna chahte the log
bedar ho ke kaho, jo kehna hai
bhad me jaaye ye Duniya, apne ko kya karna hai
(05:13:23 PM) Veet Voojagig:
wah wah
(05:13:30 PM) hitchhiker:
dekha hai pehli baar
saajan ke aankhon mein pyar
tenk ni naki tenk ki naki….
ab jaake aaya mere
bechen dil ko karraar…
tenk ki naki tenk ki naki
(05:13:47 PM) shitmonk:
wah wah wha wha
(05:13:50 PM) Veet Voojagig:
kaunse waale woh toh bata
(05:13:55 PM) shitmonk:
originality to dekho
(05:14:03 PM) Veet Voojagig:
jee haan huzur
(05:14:04 PM) hitchhiker:
dhanywaad!!
(05:14:14 PM) hitchhiker:
shukriya…!
(05:14:58 PM) pythondick:
We are awesome
(05:15:15 PM) pythondick:
I am proud to be with you all brothers
(05:15:31 PM) pythondick:
\:-D/ gives a bear hug to everybody
(05:15:39 PM) hitchhiker:
tum tho tehre pardesi…
saath kya nibaaoge
subah pehle gacharlie se..
ghar ko chale jaoooge…
(05:15:47 PM) Veet Voojagig:
make it *beer…:-D
(05:16:26 PM) shitmonk:
woh bole to laga koi saajan film ka gaana hai
unke wah wah kahna bhi maana hai
unka kya wha whai karenge?
woh to ek aphsaana hai
(05:18:51 PM) pythondick:
Aaj is mehfil ka shaan bad gaya hain,
Aap shayaroon ka aane say,
Kis ney kaha is duniya benaaaam hai,
Jab hum log milkar acha kaaaam karne lage
(05:19:56 PM) Veet Voojagig:
Subhaan-Allah….:)
(05:20:03 PM) ganpat:
jo kehte nahi , unki jahen(aatma) me paap hai
gxxnd maro saaloki, jo chupa rustum hai
hoke bhi nahi ho apna woh
khuda e daftar me faryaad karo
(05:20:42 PM) pythondick:
holy shiznit
(05:21:29 PM) shitmonk:
saanate ki shor se darte hai hum
andhere ki roshni se darte hai hum
phoolon ki khusbu se darte hai hum
barish ki boondon se darte hai hum
maati ki narmi se darte hai hum
darr darr ke jeete hai hum
baas ab tere pyaar ka bharosa hai
nahin to kab ka marjate hum
(05:21:36 PM) ganpat:
Thnzx Sir …am flattered …( i hope my tummy gets flattened)
(05:22:29 PM) ganpat:
sachha ashik hai…
(05:22:41 PM) shitmonk:
aap ki dua se
(05:22:41 PM) hitchhiker:
twinkle twinkle little star
how i wonder wht u re
up above the world so high
like a diamond in the sky
(05:22:45 PM) pythondick:
this room is blessed
(05:22:45 PM) ganpat:
Gand to bahot fatati hai
(05:23:05 PM) ganpat:
lekin, maa ki aankh fir bhi pyar karta hai
(05:23:27 PM) Veet Voojagig:
wah shitmonk wahhhhhhhhh
(05:24:22 PM) pythondick:
waaaaa waaaaaaaaa
(05:24:45 PM) shitmonk:
yeh wah wahi mat do
yeh mera dil ka dard hai koi shayaari nahin
dard ko samajhna nahin aata
to kaam se kaam zakhmon ka majak mat udao
(05:24:56 PM) shitmonk:

(05:25:05 PM) Veet Voojagig:
maa kasam
(05:25:11 PM) ganpat:
fatteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(05:25:29 PM) shithead:

(05:25:29 PM) ganpat:
shitmonke, aaj ka jaam tere naam
(05:25:45 PM) ganpat:
originality ki daad deni chahiye
(05:27:22 PM) shitmonk:
jaam mere naam pe pi lo yaaron
aab apna jeevan to peene ka ek bahana ban gaya hai
kabhi apne gaam ke bahane dost peete hai
kabhi apne gaam ke bahane hum peete hai
dost peete hai jaam par hum peete hai aansoon
(05:28:10 PM) Veet Voojagig:
mashaa-allah shitmonk babu aap toh chaa gaye
(05:28:35 PM) pythondick:
I am dying for some nasheeeeeli wine on my lips
(05:28:36 PM) shitmonk:
shukriya
(05:30:20 PM) ganpat:
i was speechless till this time after ur last shayri shitmonke………
(05:30:44 PM) Veet Voojagig:
ur still speechless after his last shayari dude