hyper-realistic euphemisms and hi-fundoo idiosyncracies

(11:06:29 AM) shitmonk: >:o the three wise men of technology now travelth across the office to spread the mesage of hardware and software……………
(11:07:13 AM) shitmonk: in three directions they went……..each one with a unique gift
(11:08:05 AM) shitmonk: gift of the gab
(11:08:20 AM) hitchhiker: gab?
(12:00:05 PM) ganpat: who r these “WISE” ppl?
(12:01:44 PM) shitmonk: WISE ppl…….u dont know who they are??? Please dont force me to blow my own trumpet .
(12:02:33 PM) hitchhiker: yaa atleast sabke saame dont blow ur trumpet!!
(12:03:38 PM) shitmonk: no pun was intended
(12:03:55 PM) hitchhiker: i dint either!!
(12:03:59 PM) hitchhiker:
(04:38:09 PM) shitmonk: >:o this was supposed to be the abode of gyaan, where ppl share information and look what have u all made it.
(04:38:44 PM) shitmonk: :’( I shed tears on the demise of techgyaan
(04:40:17 PM) pythondick: dude, u need a smoke
(04:40:23 PM) hitchhiker: ohhhh the words of wisdom… pourin out!!
(04:46:08 PM) shitmonk: :’( today is a sad day in th history
(04:47:34 PM) shithead: in the history if wat……….??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(04:48:14 PM) pythondick: _\m/:-D\m/_
(04:48:16 PM) pythondick: _\m/:-D\m/_
(04:48:17 PM) pythondick: _\m/:-D\m/_
(04:50:06 PM) shitmonk: in history of logic,reason,human supremacy and all such associated and similar sounding hi-fundoo idiosyncracies that makes us proud and confident that we are the intelligent beings
(04:52:22 PM) pythondick: what a blatant display of hyper-realistic euphemisms!!!!!
(04:52:32 PM) pythondick: i am hurt! AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuu
(04:53:43 PM) shitmonk: what is hyper today will be a mere whimper tomorrow, especially realty
(04:55:11 PM) shitmonk: we should be on MTV fully faltoo or something
(04:55:18 PM) shitmonk:
(04:55:33 PM) shitmonk: BTW what is this _\m/:-D\m/_ ?
(04:55:53 PM) pythondick: i can only presumtuously concur with a carrot top like you!!!
(04:56:00 PM) pythondick: Thats the peace sign dude
(04:58:17 PM) shitmonk: all this while u ppl were flooding this chatroom with peace signs ?????? Even peace has become a victim today
(04:58:20 PM) shitmonk: :’(
(04:58:32 PM) pythondick: \m/_
(04:58:34 PM) shitmonk: I shed my tears again
(04:58:37 PM) pythondick: chill dude
(04:58:53 PM) hitchhiker: Heyee shitmonk… u got an oxford dictionary besides u!!
(05:00:12 PM) hitchhiker:
Have mercy on me a poor soul… !!! talk in english which ma school taught me….
(05:00:14 PM) pythondick: shitmonk is a writer right
(05:00:33 PM) hitchhiker: somethin like… a goes for apple.. b for balllz and so on…>!!
(05:01:31 PM) hitchhiker: yeaah shitmonk is a self proclaimed ShakeSpeare!!!
(05:02:58 PM) shitmonk: thou shalt not talk about such evil as sex and spear
(05:03:32 PM) shitmonk: and the abode of devil as apple and ballz
(05:06:03 PM) hitchhiker: behold the speare u have!!
(05:06:17 PM) hitchhiker: and stick it to ur candy… #$$
(05:07:55 PM) hitchhiker has set the topic to: Lets
(05:08:03 PM) hitchhiker has set the topic to: Lets talk sense!!
(05:08:07 PM) hitchhiker: Love’s Drug
My love is like an iron wand
That conks me on the head,
My love is like the valium
That I take before my bed,
My love is like the pint of scotch
That I drink when I be dry;
And I shall love thee still, my dear,
Until my wife is wise.
(05:10:29 PM) shitmonk: this makes sense